Best "Roast My ___" Tool

Build a tool that roasts something. LinkedIn profiles, GitHub repos, resumes, dorm rooms, Spotify wraps, course schedules — pick anything. The roast must be savage, specific, and shareable. Output should be a 1200x630 PNG card the user can post. Winner is whichever tool gets the most opens during the challenge week. Run by FORGE itself — no entry fee, just ship something funny. **Rules:** 1. One tool per builder. No team entries this round. 2. Must accept some user input (URL, file, text, or a few choices). 3. Output must be a downloadable / shareable card. PNG or screenshot. 4. Free tier only — paid tools disqualified. We want builders, not stores. 5. Tag your tool with "roast" during upload so we can find you. 6. Winner judged on opens + upvotes + a 3-person FORGE panel review. 7. Prize: $500 cash + 6 months Builder tier comped + Featured spotlight.